Lordy, Please Don't Ye Smite 'em
'Cause I Smiles When I Sight 'em
I Laugh At The Gimerick
When I Reads A Limerick
I Only Cuss Because I Knows I Cain't Write 'em

A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and just meowed

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.

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From Unison.ie

IRISH food and drink exports topped €8bn for the first time in 2006, rising by 10pc compared with 2005, according to export performance figures compiled by Bord Bia.

The increase of €756m to €8.1bn significantly out-performed merchandise exports. The food body said the jump in exports was achieved despite a strong euro exchange rate against the US dollar and competitive pressures in major export markets.

Listen to all irish radiostations live over the internet. Just click on the icon of your favorite irish radio station and start listening
Link: http://www.eire.fm

Musicians of all ages will fill the air with traditional Irish jigs, reels, hornpipes, songs, and airs on Saturday, February 3, 2007. They will be playing their flutes, fiddles, concertinas, Irish uillean pipes and more in the 2007 Atlanta Irish Music Competition at Alpharetta High School in Alpharetta, Georgia.

Musicians and singers will compete in four age brackets ranging from under 7 to adult (19+). Instrument categories will include traditional Irish instruments as well as singing in both Irish and English. New events this year will be competitions for ceili bands, small ensembles, pipe bands, and duets/trios. Winners will be awarded trophies and ribbons.